emily marie.
oh my god.
this is exactly how I feel.
I could never have said it better myself.
wow.
(viaif he does, my boyfriend will realize how truly fucked up I really am for once.
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it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
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if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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I’m pretty sure I’d have a boner all the time if I had a dick.
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“are you dating taylor swift?”
ED I LOVE YOU
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lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
That’s college. That thing you said is college.
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The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
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I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
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